If there was a puppy heaven...

So, based on what I know my puppy likes, I decided I would make a story of what  puppy heaven would be like...

             I got run over. By a truck. It didn't feel good at first, but then I felt a warm feeling. Kind of like when the other puppies used the spray me with the green snake in the grass in the back; it's been in the sun all day, and it feels amazing. Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, the warm feeling. Then I saw that I could run up the stairs made of the grey stuff I walked on.When I finally made it to the top, a big brown labradoodle welcomed me to Puppy Heaven. He told me that his name was Sage and he had also gotten run over. First, Sage showed me The Forest. The Forest has lots of trees and unending paths for me to explore. Next, he showed me The Balaclava Park. The Balaclava Park has tons of other puppies and dogs for me to play with. It also has a Wading Pool full of water to splash around in. Then, we explored The Beach. It has sand, rocks, logs and water. So Much Fun!! And The Treat Store! There's The Treat Store!! Inside, there's a nice selection of treats you can eat right of the shelf, and then you can tear the bags apart to shreds!

The best parts are that you never use a leash, you never get too full for treats, you never look fat for eating lots, there's no kennel, there's no limit, you are never tiered, after you have been here for a while you sprout wings, and there's dogs EVERYWHERE!